Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

The gin liqueur contains real unicorn tears and was created in a secret location with a free-range unicorn herd. The liqueur has an iridescent glittery appearance and is flavored with citrus, juniper, coriander, and liquorice. No shipping to the US.

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Knit Your Own Unicorn Trophy

Trying to hunt down a real unicorn is a long and thankless task. It’s time you accepted defeat (seriously, it’s getting weird now) and knitted your own Unicorn Trophy.

This majestic creature was dreamt up by Sincerely Louise, a Brixton-based creative who designs her own faux-taxidermy animal patterns and holds regular knitting workshops in her studio.

Aimed at beginner to intermediate knitters, the hand-assembled kit uses chunky acrylic yarn to bring this beautiful steed to life – well, sort of, it’s fictional AND it’s just the head after all.

With such thick wool and easy-to-follow patterns you get to see results super fast – the kit even includes a handy wooden back board so you can mount this fabulous beast on the wall when you’re finished.

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Grow Your Own Unicorn

An adorable unicorn bean in a biodegradable Ecocube planter. The kit contains the planter, glittery growing media, instructions, and one magic unicorn bean. After 6 months, you pop the entire Ecocube into the ground and your bean will eventually flourish into a real, living unicorn. Maybe.

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Magical Unicorn Socks

You are straight up magical and your dainty hooves deserve to feel the gentle caress of our Magical Unicorn Socks.

Packaged in a cardboard gift box; these soft, glitter thread socks are embellished with a sassy woven unicorn design.

Tug on this fairytale footwear and go chase some rainbows.

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Chubby Light-Up Unicorn

Someone’s eaten a few too many rainbow bagels…

Just look at this Chubby Light-Up Unicorn, it’s so podgy its practically rocking on its soft, plush ass.

This cuddly creature sports a windswept pastel mane that you can style as you wish while its body glows with a vibrant rainbow of colours. It’s your very own Aurora Borealis, safely contained within the rounded belly of a mythical beast.

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Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss

Unicorn Snot Lip Gloss has been extracted (in the least gross way possible) from the nostrils of a mythical beast to bring a sweet, glossy fantasy to your lips.

Available in five bold shades and laced with cosmetic grade glitter; this shimmering, candy-scented gloss is non-sticky and light on your lips.

It feels like you’ve been kissed by a beautiful Unicorn (that’s explosively sneezed on itself).

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Crying Unicorn Candle

Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours.

Made from the purest white ceramic, this knowingly kitsch ornament comes with an extra horn so you can make it cry again and again.

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